Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Trouble With Family...

Dear apartment:
I have ants again. I wasn't happy last time they were in my kitchen, but now they're RIGHT BESIDE MY BED. Fix this. Now.
-Betsy
8 hours ago ·  ·  · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, Please refrain from keeping and then spilling kool aide in order to keep the ants away. Thank you! The Management :)
      7 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear Management: There has been no koolaid consumption since the phone catastrophy. The ants crawl on me in my sleep. Fix this. -Patron >=/
      7 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, it is your responsibility to keep your apartment free of food for vermin. Please empty your fridge. Thank you! The Management :)
      6 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear Management: I have cleaned the fridge, mopped, scrubbed, and swept all floors, kept up on trash and dishes... They are coming from my window. -Patron
      6 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, Please shut your window. Thank you! The Management :)
      6 hours ago · 
    • Marilyn  Dear Patron, from the other Management: Spray those ants and tell them not to return! LOL
      6 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear Management: Correction-window pane. -Patron
      6 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, Please shut your window pane. Thank you! The Management :)
      6 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear other Management: I have tried both. -Patron
      6 hours ago · 
    • Marilyn  Dear Patron, Wow, them must be big ants, Put stickey tape down:>)LOL
      6 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, Please move out. Sincerely, The Management :)

      Betsy, do you realize how much I miss having you around?
      6 hours ago · 
    • Betsy Dear Management: Suck it. -Patron Aw. That was saddeningly sweet. I miss you a lot as well!
      6 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  This is exactly the conversation you need to have with the real management. :) If they won't fix your problem, have them give you a discount or something. :) Granted, you probably won't get one, but hey, it's worth asking.
      5 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Mark  Dear Patron, please leave out sugar and soda, we promise to walk lightly on you. Signed, the ants....

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