Sunday, March 27, 2011

Teh Zombeh Swap

The overview of what I sent, because damn I'm awesome.
4 embroidery pieces (to be pillows), 1 bag with a embroidered hand, zombie octopus of ugliness, brain hairclip, extra bag, 3 books

Embroidered pieces ( ^ )

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...

Wednesday, March 23, 2011


This bitch got a hair cut!
I know, a big surprise to everyone, I'm sure! Plus, it's straightened! =O

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Team Vagina! Er... Venture!

"Go Team Vagina!.. I mean... Venture!"

I made this for DieselKoala's birthday/welcome home present.
She's been on vacation in Florida, she'd need a reason to come home, right? I would...

In other news, I finally!!!! sent off the zombie swap stuff.
I'll post that picture when she receives, which should be Thursday-ish...

What else have I done?..
That may be it, anymore.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Trouble With Family... Returns

Anyone wanna hang out around midnight? I need to rearrange my room and totally need help. You will be rewarded with soda and food. Please? Haha.
4 hours ago via Text Message ·  ·  · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, we the ants will be happy to help rearrange your room in exchange for soda and food. Will be there promptly at midnight. :) Love, The Ants
      4 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Betsy  Dear Ants: I WILL DESTROY YOU! No love, Patron
      4 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, But, but, but WE LOVE YOU! You tastes so good to us. Please do not be destroying us. We will help you rearrange. Love, The Ants
      4 hours ago · 
    • Megan  ‎^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ bwahaha... love this!
      4 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear Ants: You must be destroyed! You have forced me to wear clothes to bed. That sucks. With hate, Patron
      4 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  NOM NOM NOM
      4 hours ago · 

The Trouble With Family...

Dear apartment:
I have ants again. I wasn't happy last time they were in my kitchen, but now they're RIGHT BESIDE MY BED. Fix this. Now.
8 hours ago ·  ·  · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, Please refrain from keeping and then spilling kool aide in order to keep the ants away. Thank you! The Management :)
      7 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear Management: There has been no koolaid consumption since the phone catastrophy. The ants crawl on me in my sleep. Fix this. -Patron >=/
      7 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, it is your responsibility to keep your apartment free of food for vermin. Please empty your fridge. Thank you! The Management :)
      6 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear Management: I have cleaned the fridge, mopped, scrubbed, and swept all floors, kept up on trash and dishes... They are coming from my window. -Patron
      6 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, Please shut your window. Thank you! The Management :)
      6 hours ago · 
    • Marilyn  Dear Patron, from the other Management: Spray those ants and tell them not to return! LOL
      6 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear Management: Correction-window pane. -Patron
      6 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, Please shut your window pane. Thank you! The Management :)
      6 hours ago · 
    • Betsy  Dear other Management: I have tried both. -Patron
      6 hours ago · 
    • Marilyn  Dear Patron, Wow, them must be big ants, Put stickey tape down:>)LOL
      6 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  Dear Patron, Please move out. Sincerely, The Management :)

      Betsy, do you realize how much I miss having you around?
      6 hours ago · 
    • Betsy Dear Management: Suck it. -Patron Aw. That was saddeningly sweet. I miss you a lot as well!
      6 hours ago · 
    • Amanda  This is exactly the conversation you need to have with the real management. :) If they won't fix your problem, have them give you a discount or something. :) Granted, you probably won't get one, but hey, it's worth asking.
      5 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Mark  Dear Patron, please leave out sugar and soda, we promise to walk lightly on you. Signed, the ants....


I have ants. Again.

They are right beside my bed. They are in my bed.

I don't have enough time off to freaking clean like I want to.
I'm so, so very irritated right now.