2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations" or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php
3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interestin
4 - Use Photoshop or something else awesome to put it all together.
I found the whole quote I got to be hilarious.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." -Jay Leno